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Jokes Vui cười để đem lại sức khỏe và kéo dài tuổi trẻ .....................

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Old 10-14-2005, 09:50 AM
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ly lẽ của xếp

Một nhân viên là m việc quần quật cả năm, đến gặp sếp xin nghỉ phép. Vị sếp tròn mắt nói:

- Sao? Anh muốn nghỉ phép ư? Nghỉ phép? Anh không biết ngượng à ? Anh hoà n toà n không biết rằng anh là m việc ít như thế nà o à ? Đây tôi tính cho anh xem:

- Một năm có 365 ngà y. Mỗi ngà y anh ngủ 8 tiếng, vậy là mất 122 ngà y, còn lại 243 ngà y. Mỗi ngà y anh có 8 tiếng rảnh rỗi, mất thêm 122 ngà y nữa, còn lại 121 ngà y. Chủ nhật không phải là m việc, mà một năm có tới 52 chủ nhật, vậy là còn 69 ngà y.

Anh vẫn theo dõi tôi nói gì chứ? Còn nữa, chiều thứ bảy anh không là m việc, 52 thứ bảy chia cho 2 bằng 26, vâng 26 ngà y nữa, vậy là còn có 69 - 26 = 43 ngà y! Nhưng vẫn còn chưa hết. Mỗi ngà y anh nghỉ giải lao 2 giờ, tổng cộng là 30 ngà y. Thế thì còn gì nữa? Ồ, còn có 13 ngà y! Nhưng một năm lại có 12 ngà y lễ. Thế thì còn gì nữa? Vâng, anh còn chính xác có 1 ngà y! Nhưng hôm đó lại là ngà y 1/5, và rõ rà ng là anh không phải là m gì cả. Đấy, một năm anh đã là m gì? Vậy mà anh còn dám xin nghỉ phép ư?
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Old 10-15-2005, 11:57 AM
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